[ No point, only conks! And since he's specified not to hit his head, she smacks his shoulder instead. Something highly earned, considering what he's done to her furniture! ]

That's not the point! [ From the sound of the whine in her voice, it's clear she's pouting. ] That one was so comfy...

[ And she's made memories on that couch! Very, uh, naughty memories, but he doesn't need to know that. Now, her main memory of that chair is how damn broken it is. ]

You jerk. [ He's earned his next shoulder slap. ] It's a good thing what we did earlier earned us some money! Maybe I can bribe the staff a little so it'll cost less to replace...

[ To be extra annoying, she "nibbles" at a spot near one of his vents, which mainly means giving awkward little kisses. ] Or maybe that's where I'll banish you to whenever you're here. Soundy's special saggy sofa~