[ Oh? What was that about not specifying how to be picked up and that she'll hurt herself and that she needs to stop annoying him? Did he say all that? Good, because it gives her an excuse to conk him on the head. The only parts of her hurting right now are her injured boob and her bruised ego from his revenge humping, so she's fine! ]
I have to guide you! Otherwise, you might go off course!
[ He's not. It's not like she's living in one of the royal suites anymore. It's the thought that counts, though, of wanting to guide someone so special to her. ♥
After another conk to the head, she peeks over her shoulder with a giggle that abruptly stops. As they've entered the living room, catching sight of one of her sofas is to blame. ]
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I have to guide you! Otherwise, you might go off course!
[ He's not. It's not like she's living in one of the royal suites anymore. It's the thought that counts, though, of wanting to guide someone so special to her. ♥
After another conk to the head, she peeks over her shoulder with a giggle that abruptly stops. As they've entered the living room, catching sight of one of her sofas is to blame. ]
Did you...break my chair?
[ The way that thing's sagging... ]