You didn't tell me exactly how I'm supposed to pick you up.
[That's her fault there. How is he to know he's supposed to carry her like a princess like every other time he's done so. Also, that kick to his gut? Ow, that hurts. Not really]
You're going to hurt yourself if you kick me.
[Hey, Monika, remember when he helicopter parenting her? Yeah, he's making a comeback. Actually, she's going to get that alot while she's riding him because, ugh, she's like a kid the moment she's on his back The kick to his sides gets a grumble from him.]
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[That's her fault there. How is he to know he's supposed to carry her like a princess like every other time he's done so. Also, that kick to his gut? Ow, that hurts.
Not really]You're going to hurt yourself if you kick me.
[Hey, Monika, remember when he helicopter parenting her? Yeah, he's making a comeback. Actually, she's going to get that alot while she's riding him because, ugh, she's like a kid the moment she's on his back The kick to his sides gets a grumble from him.]
Stop that. It's annoying.
[Time to awkwardly walk towards the living room!]