[ Angry cat? He'll give her angry cat! Mostly because when she's picked up like one, she's immediately flailing and hissing like she's ready to claw his face off. This is not dignified! He was meant to lift her up like the lady she is!! ]

This isn't what I meant by picking me up! You're supposed to treat me like a princess! [ There's a kick aimed at his "gut", but it doesn't connect. ] Stop taking advantage of being a giant weirdo!

[ The grumpy cat is slowly mollified once she's in place, however. Knowing she's getting her way in the dumbest way possible has a way of making her happy. A few quiet giggles are the first sign that she's getting comfortably back into her role of being a gremlin. ]

Giddy-up, noble steed! To the living room!

[ She makes sure she's securely clinging on, then she taps her feet against his sides as if she's spurring him on. Onward, jerk! ]