[ He gets another "oof!" out of her today, with the bonus of dropping her cookie this time. Why can't he be normal?! ]

Yeah, well! You were supposed to make more noise when you did show up, so I could know you were here! Stupidwave.

[ Would he feel it if she kicked his big dumb metal head while he's offline? Eh, probably not worth adding a broken toe to her injuries. If he pulls that sneaking up in his actual body nonsense, however, she will throw a punch. Again, no self-preservation with this one.

With a grumbly noise, her pillow's carefully set back into place, then she picks her cookie back up and brushes crumbs off the sheets. Now she'll have to call housekeeping soon to clean that up! ]

Joke's on you. I don't keep any poems in here! [ She does, but in very tucked-away places. ] I'll let the pillow thing slide, though. Even if it's the naughtiest thing ever. They should put out a warning about you!

[ Pfft. If the situation were reversed, you better believe she'd have shoved her face into some pillows. Give her all of that metallic goodness! ]

Maybe I'll pick a poem that'll teach you how to show affection in a non-tsundere way. Throwing pillows at me like that when I'm injured... [ There's the tiniest, most dramatic sniffle ever. He's so meeeeean. ] Are you even as old as you say you are? You act like you're sixteen!

[ As someone who's an actual adult here, she's experienced enough to know what's childish. He's childish! ]