[Scrap, why did he say the first thing to come up in mind? And why Moni Muffins out of anything else???]

What? I didn't call you anything.

[Gaslight attempt!

Then, a distraction attempt! Don't mind him as he squirts some of his body wash on his hand and starts cleaning himself.]

A writer... I suppose that makes sense. What do you write, Monika? I used to read poems back home.

[There, look. He's finally sharing stuff about himself! Please, he's not doing this because he wants to distract from the fact he just came with up an embarrassingly cute nickname for his best friend.]