No. Well—yes. [ the face crinkles with a slight frown before easing back into a smile. ] I’m looking for a sword! I’ll take any sword at this point, as long as it’s real. Chests like these used to have swords back home.
[ He’s back to looking faintly disappointed as he thinks back over the treasures he’s managed to find over the last few hours. ]
I found some snacks, which were fine. The clothes were useless for me since they were women’s clothes. The haunted dildos have just been annoying… oh, there they are now.
[ A few shapes rise from beyond the hedges. Floating, vibrating, and ominously heading in their direction. ]
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[ He’s back to looking faintly disappointed as he thinks back over the treasures he’s managed to find over the last few hours. ]
I found some snacks, which were fine. The clothes were useless for me since they were women’s clothes. The haunted dildos have just been annoying… oh, there they are now.
[ A few shapes rise from beyond the hedges. Floating, vibrating, and ominously heading in their direction. ]