hymen: (106)
𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐞 ([personal profile] hymen) wrote in [community profile] peacockstop 2024-04-23 11:26 pm (UTC)

i've been hunting to appease my mother's republican fans. she's a democrat.
skinny dipping is more my speed. there's nothing else to do in the country but get naked anyway.

i didn't enlist for votes. i didn't even intend to run. my plan was to be like you, maybe aim a little higher to keep the family legacy intact, but i joined up because it sounded like an adventure and it would look good on my resume. there wasn't a war when i joined.

what do you mean? nothing happened. he's finally found a nice girl and the whole country couldn't be happier. america's hero and america's sweetheart. storybook perfection. i like her, too. she likes to read. i just hope i don't miss the wedding, being here.


[ god, he's such a good fucking liar. give him the damned polygraph. ]

let's stop the theatrics. you can't be out in politics. not if you want to be successful.
some people don't want to understand that, but i know that you do.

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