[ well. apparently waking in a sudsy bathroom is not the ideal for this one - there are just flames, literal flames coming out of their head… (is that a proper head? it’s not.) they don’t seem to be hot or anything? in any case, there's a panicked... ticking noise fills the room. tiktiktiktiktiktik. tiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktik. and then splashing. so much splashing. is this your personal bathtub? is this a bath that you were enjoying at the spa? it's a bath. and you're both stuck in it now.
the clock just kind of BONGs quickly after: ]
< My clothes…!? >
[ a voice? a voice underlines that, peeks out through the tocking while fumbling to grab something, snatching a towel and furiously just pulling it over themselves immediately hello!? yeah i want to talk to the manager!? no not me, i’m a different manager, i want The Manger here— tiktiktiktiktiktik ]
what in the kissed by a rose —
[ dante is just truly out here minding their business. the roses? the roses are nice. really nice actually. one minute they’re just reaching out and gently holding the head of one in between their fingers, and the next, they are just
they’re just gonna curl up here for a little nap. there’s a soft ticking noise coming from a nearby bed of petals. sorry it’s truly time to get sleepy. tik…tok… tik…… tok…
sorry, did they grab your pant leg by accident in reaching out? an ankle with a soft-gloved hand? gentle, strained ticking, and then the sound of a very weak, faint alarm, like that of an old-fashioned alarm clock, brrrrrrings out wearily. ]
< Hey… >
[ help please… ]
coughing but it’s clock noises AKA hey don’t ask me questions about how this works
[ can dante eat? does dante breathe? what’s in/under that clock? well no one knows that so you’re just going to have to suffer as dante just kind of holds their head in their hands and sits somewhere at the moment. there are some curling ivy vines that seem to be coming from behind and beneath their “head” and a few petals on the floor.
more kind of slip out as the clock head gives another series of kind of squeaky bell-like noises (how?) (just does.)
in any case, dante is mcfucking trapped here. just not allowed to leave. every time they try, there’s a doctor who sits them back down and tries to massage the idea of just. fucking the disease away. followed by a sharp series of aggressive ticking. ]
< If you think I’m going to just lie back and think about - >
[ the doctor just puts a finger to... somewhere on their face. an approximation of where lips should be. shshshshshhhhhhh shhhhh.
so like. if you want to be part of this doctor’s desperate attempt to get this particularly weird case fixed, try not to stare? or stare. dante doesn’t really care. they will just sit with their hands in their lap, fist clutched around some petals. ]
wildcard.
[ truly just come and wildcard me, i’m definitely not averse to utilizing any of the other prompts or jumping right to some banging due to aphro in a less-than-ideal location! here’s a kink list with most of my ooc limits, but i’m always down to make things work ic-ly (except the hard no’s). as a heads up, dante goes by they/them pronouns!
if you’d like to contact me, i’m on discord at gutshot. (with a period) ]
dante — limbus company.
michaelmanager in the bathroom.[ well. apparently waking in a sudsy bathroom is not the ideal for this one - there are just flames, literal flames coming out of their head… (is that a proper head? it’s not.) they don’t seem to be hot or anything? in any case, there's a panicked... ticking noise fills the room. tiktiktiktiktiktik. tiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktik. and then splashing. so much splashing. is this your personal bathtub? is this a bath that you were enjoying at the spa? it's a bath. and you're both stuck in it now.
the clock just kind of BONGs quickly after: ]
< My clothes…!? >
[ a voice? a voice underlines that, peeks out through the tocking while fumbling to grab something, snatching a towel and furiously just pulling it over themselves immediately hello!? yeah i want to talk to the manager!? no not me, i’m a different manager, i want The Manger here— tiktiktiktiktiktik ]
what in the kissed by a rose —
[ dante is just truly out here minding their business. the roses? the roses are nice. really nice actually. one minute they’re just reaching out and gently holding the head of one in between their fingers, and the next, they are just
they’re just gonna curl up here for a little nap. there’s a soft ticking noise coming from a nearby bed of petals. sorry it’s truly time to get sleepy. tik…tok… tik…… tok…
sorry, did they grab your pant leg by accident in reaching out? an ankle with a soft-gloved hand? gentle, strained ticking, and then the sound of a very weak, faint alarm, like that of an old-fashioned alarm clock, brrrrrrings out wearily. ]
< Hey… >
[ help please… ]
coughing but it’s clock noises AKA hey don’t ask me questions about how this works
[ can dante eat? does dante breathe? what’s in/under that clock? well no one knows that so you’re just going to have to suffer as dante just kind of holds their head in their hands and sits somewhere at the moment. there are some curling ivy vines that seem to be coming from behind and beneath their “head” and a few petals on the floor.
more kind of slip out as the clock head gives another series of kind of squeaky bell-like noises (how?) (just does.)
in any case, dante is mcfucking trapped here. just not allowed to leave. every time they try, there’s a doctor who sits them back down and tries to massage the idea of just. fucking the disease away. followed by a sharp series of aggressive ticking. ]
< If you think I’m going to just lie back and think about - >
[ the doctor just puts a finger to... somewhere on their face. an approximation of where lips should be. shshshshshhhhhhh shhhhh.
so like. if you want to be part of this doctor’s desperate attempt to get this particularly weird case fixed, try not to stare? or stare. dante doesn’t really care. they will just sit with their hands in their lap, fist clutched around some petals. ]
wildcard.
[ truly just come and wildcard me, i’m definitely not averse to utilizing any of the other prompts or jumping right to some banging due to aphro in a less-than-ideal location! here’s a kink list with most of my ooc limits, but i’m always down to make things work ic-ly (except the hard no’s). as a heads up, dante goes by they/them pronouns!
if you’d like to contact me, i’m on discord at gutshot. (with a period) ]