[he'll still hold it out, because he knows how annoying it is to have hair in your face. he's not offended in the least.]

Look where I live. Does it look like I'd steal whatever you have?

[eyeroll.]

I'll even offer you my clothes so you don't have to walk out half-naked. Take a look at what I sent you, it'll give you a clue as to why that isn't the weirdest request you're going to receive today. Just tap the watch and then tap again on the rectangle that appears. You'll be able to read it from there.