I’ve decided to become a saint, actually. [ He’s completely deadpan right now as he swats those petals away. But the smirk that creeps out a moment later ruins the attempt completely. ] A very sexy one. Clearly. Think they’ll build a monastery full of lewd statues of me in a century or two?

[ In this place? That might actually be likely. They are strangely fond of statues… ]

Alright so we just agree to be confused, then. Great. Sounds like a plan, since I’m already doing that anyway. But I’m still not calling you any fancy titles. You’re still just Felix, as far as I’m concerned.

[ A glance around them, even though they’re tucked away in an out of the way corner of the maze currently. ] I take it someone gave you the rundown of… al this? [ He waves outward towards the gardens, but meaning far more than just that. There’s a lot to take in here, after all. ]