[ Of course they're doing this. Hasn't she made it loud and clear she has no sense of doing things at the right time and place? ]

You're naked by human standards, which means you're naked because I say you're naked! Though...it does make me wonder where you keep your thing all the time. At least you're wearing underwear, I guess!

[ Back to not using the dirty word for his privates again. Ahh, it was nice while it lasted. ]

Besides! [ With a huff, she pushes his finger away, then steps in to keep (quietly!) arguing in his face. ] If it works, it works! I had to make sure I had your attention, especially when you could run up and squish me whenever you want to!

[ They're friends! Married friends! They can bicker as much as they want! ]