[Ack, calling him a Roomba would be a worse insult than robot or dinosaur!
One leg successfully cleaned up and remarkably no accidental touching. Now for her other leg, he repeats the same process. The air is awkward now with the continued conversation, which he can't blame it on anyone but himself for continuing.
Primus, is he still drunk? He must be because why the hell is he talking about this. As if it isn't awkward enough having to clean up Monika.]
The difference in our body composition, for one. I am made of metal. You, flesh. And the... Size and height difference. I lack a mouth. [This is a lie, but he actually will refuse to take off his mask unlike with the avatar]
[If Monika looks at him now, she'll see that he's turning his head away from her and his faceplate sporting a blue flush. It'll soon be obvious why.]
And there's the matter of my... "Privates"
[He doesn't need to complete his sentence there. He's a big and tall guy, bigger than most humans. It doesn't take a genius to see the problems, here, even when not accounting that he's all metal outside and inside. Or maybe he's just trying to convince himself it's impossible, who knows.]
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One leg successfully cleaned up and remarkably no accidental touching. Now for her other leg, he repeats the same process. The air is awkward now with the continued conversation, which he can't blame it on anyone but himself for continuing.
Primus, is he still drunk? He must be because why the hell is he talking about this. As if it isn't awkward enough having to clean up Monika.]
The difference in our body composition, for one. I am made of metal. You, flesh. And the... Size and height difference. I lack a mouth. [This is a lie, but he actually will refuse to take off his mask unlike with the avatar]
[If Monika looks at him now, she'll see that he's turning his head away from her and his faceplate sporting a blue flush. It'll soon be obvious why.]
And there's the matter of my... "Privates"
[He doesn't need to complete his sentence there. He's a big and tall guy, bigger than most humans. It doesn't take a genius to see the problems, here, even when not accounting that he's all metal outside and inside. Or maybe he's just trying to convince himself it's impossible, who knows.]