[Oh please, it was quite obvious people didn't fuck his dad for his lauded bedroom skills. Those memories were better scrubbed clean from his mind.

Oh, that was a rather adorable face. Goodness. He was trying to stop giggling, wiping some tears from his face.]

Oh...Okay...hahaha!

I think I am starting to see the issue here. Please stop Chengmei.

[Too late all he got was another giggle fit.]

Look. Look. Okay, this is hard to do because you haven't had the experience. It's okay. How about we switch and I can show you? Once you can understand how it feels there won't be a need for theatrics. [Fuck, when was he so young and cute?]