[Was she actually measuring it? But he shakes off that thought, chiming in with plenty of cheer.]
Yep, of course! I just love helping her explore new places and meet new people ♪ Though she can still be a bit shy sometimes. Our fans love seeing her too, of course! That's why we just had to bring her on TV. Why, when her furry little head popped out of that box, the audience was overjoyed ♪
[He's referencing something that happened on a variety show. More recently, he also tried to take Mary along to a farm job, even after hearing the owner was allergic to dogs. Thankfully, his producer talked him down from that decision, convincing him she'd just be bored there. But as for this place, well...
His smile grows tight. No, he wouldn't want to bring his dog here, but he doesn't appreciate them being separated, either! Nor does he like the idea of the staff resort stashing their phones somewhere. If that's the case, they should hand them back.
But they won't, because them being able to contact the outside world would throw a wrench into someone's plans... isn't that right?
He does his best to focus on the selection rather than those bitter thoughts. First he points at something behind them.]
Well, that rules out most stuff. There are all sorts of things designed to help you look like a cat...
[Hats with ears, headbands with ears, detachable ears, you name it. A few things are shaped like other animals ears, but most of the animal stuff seems to be cat-themed. Cats equal "cuteness" in people's minds, apparently. And it doesn't stop at just ears; there are also tails, as well as ruffled chokers with bells on them meant to look like pet collars.]
But if you'd prefer to show off their cuteness, then... something like this, maybe?
[And here he points out a pair of big chunky necklaces, almost as large as that palm-shaped gem she described. Cute or just creepy? Let her be the judge!]
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[Was she actually measuring it? But he shakes off that thought, chiming in with plenty of cheer.]
Yep, of course! I just love helping her explore new places and meet new people ♪ Though she can still be a bit shy sometimes. Our fans love seeing her too, of course! That's why we just had to bring her on TV. Why, when her furry little head popped out of that box, the audience was overjoyed ♪
[He's referencing something that happened on a variety show. More recently, he also tried to take Mary along to a farm job, even after hearing the owner was allergic to dogs. Thankfully, his producer talked him down from that decision, convincing him she'd just be bored there. But as for this place, well...
His smile grows tight. No, he wouldn't want to bring his dog here, but he doesn't appreciate them being separated, either! Nor does he like the idea of the staff resort stashing their phones somewhere. If that's the case, they should hand them back.
But they won't, because them being able to contact the outside world would throw a wrench into someone's plans... isn't that right?
He does his best to focus on the selection rather than those bitter thoughts. First he points at something behind them.]
Well, that rules out most stuff. There are all sorts of things designed to help you look like a cat...
[Hats with ears, headbands with ears, detachable ears, you name it. A few things are shaped like other animals ears, but most of the animal stuff seems to be cat-themed. Cats equal "cuteness" in people's minds, apparently. And it doesn't stop at just ears; there are also tails, as well as ruffled chokers with bells on them meant to look like pet collars.]
But if you'd prefer to show off their cuteness, then... something like this, maybe?
[And here he points out a pair of big chunky necklaces, almost as large as that palm-shaped gem she described. Cute or just creepy? Let her be the judge!]