[ Well, if there's one thing he's good at, it's keeping her from staying silent for too long. Probably because he's always giving her something to overreact to. Add "generous" to his list of traits. ]

How?! How to both of those!! I feel fuzzy from just one mimosa, and we're, like, the same size!

[ See? Cool and mature! She knows things about the booze! ]

Also, my compliment was sincere, even if it was weaponized! [ It's not illegal for one to be both! ] Stop trying to be some--some badass or whatever! Being dumb isn't going to impress me!

[ Think fast. She's grabbing for the wine to snatch it away. Once again, she is not trying to take care of an unconscious person! ]