[ In a bit of good fortune, Joon wakes up first. Who the hell is that? What the hell is she wearing?
As quietly as she can, she extracts herself from the bed, stops to grab a bottle of champagne, then drains a third of it as she makes her way around to the other side. Then, the lucky spouse-to-be is awoken by a short girl in white lingerie splashing champagne in their face. ]
Wake up! Who the hell are you? Where are my clothes?!
- Sweet Surrender -
[ Okay, basics secured. The kidnapping angle is a little worrisome, but more important than that: There's a whole world of new rubes waiting to be swindled. Let's test the waters!
There's a small riot breaking out over those foreign sweets already. Perfect territory. Now, she just needs a victim... how about you? ]
Yoo-hoo! Could you do me a favor?
[ Joon puts on her cutest face, and cranks her ability up to full power. If affected, her victim will be captured by a sudden urge to recklessly spend money on her. Or, if not her, to spend money in general. Of course, depending on the player's preferences, the ability might not work at all. ]
I saw some awfully nice sweets over there, but I have no money, and with my frail constitution, if I were to wade into the fray, I'd surely perish... could I presume to ask you to get me a box or two?
- Elevator of Love -
[ It's the teasing trio that hijack Joon's elevator. Normally she'd be more indignant, but she's never used an elevator before - she only took this route because the alternative would have been admitting that she didn't know how it works. All things considered, she's feeling pretty rattled. ]
Wh... Why did it stop? Are we there? Hello?!
[ "Aw, look at these two cuties! Maybe if they show us a little love, maybe a bit of flirting, maybe the elevator will start working again!" And so on. Joon glares daggers at the portraits, then shrugs, and turns to her temporary partner. ]
Well, if they insist! By all means, I give you permission to shower me with affection.
- Everything's Gucci -
[ Judging by how hard she's brawling in the gothic lolita department, Joon was lying about her frail constitution. This isn't her normal style, but it looks fancy and expensive, and that means she wants it. Paying for it... well, she can figure that out later. ]
What are you-- hey! Don't put your hands on me, you background character! You'll get your poor people stink all over-- HEY!
[ And with that, Joon is shoved into a cramped dressing room with a total stranger, who probably heard that whole outburst. ]
This is absurd! One of us should complain to the manager.
...But, if they aren't gonna let me have this without trying it on, I'd better try it on. Turn around.
Joon Yorigami | Touhou Project | Spades
[ In a bit of good fortune, Joon wakes up first. Who the hell is that? What the hell is she wearing?
As quietly as she can, she extracts herself from the bed, stops to grab a bottle of champagne, then drains a third of it as she makes her way around to the other side. Then, the lucky spouse-to-be is awoken by a short girl in white lingerie splashing champagne in their face. ]
Wake up! Who the hell are you? Where are my clothes?!
- Sweet Surrender -
[ Okay, basics secured. The kidnapping angle is a little worrisome, but more important than that: There's a whole world of new rubes waiting to be swindled. Let's test the waters!
There's a small riot breaking out over those foreign sweets already. Perfect territory. Now, she just needs a victim... how about you? ]
Yoo-hoo! Could you do me a favor?
[ Joon puts on her cutest face, and cranks her ability up to full power. If affected, her victim will be captured by a sudden urge to recklessly spend money on her. Or, if not her, to spend money in general. Of course, depending on the player's preferences, the ability might not work at all. ]
I saw some awfully nice sweets over there, but I have no money, and with my frail constitution, if I were to wade into the fray, I'd surely perish... could I presume to ask you to get me a box or two?
- Elevator of Love -
[ It's the teasing trio that hijack Joon's elevator. Normally she'd be more indignant, but she's never used an elevator before - she only took this route because the alternative would have been admitting that she didn't know how it works. All things considered, she's feeling pretty rattled. ]
Wh... Why did it stop? Are we there? Hello?!
[ "Aw, look at these two cuties! Maybe if they show us a little love, maybe a bit of flirting, maybe the elevator will start working again!" And so on. Joon glares daggers at the portraits, then shrugs, and turns to her temporary partner. ]
Well, if they insist! By all means, I give you permission to shower me with affection.
- Everything's Gucci -
[ Judging by how hard she's brawling in the gothic lolita department, Joon was lying about her frail constitution. This isn't her normal style, but it looks fancy and expensive, and that means she wants it. Paying for it... well, she can figure that out later. ]
What are you-- hey! Don't put your hands on me, you background character! You'll get your poor people stink all over-- HEY!
[ And with that, Joon is shoved into a cramped dressing room with a total stranger, who probably heard that whole outburst. ]
This is absurd! One of us should complain to the manager.
...But, if they aren't gonna let me have this without trying it on, I'd better try it on. Turn around.