[He's trying not to react, to hold back the kneejerk anger and embarrassment, but the flush of his cheeks is too hard to hide. Still he pushed himself off the bed to stand tall--which may make the shift in their height difference more noticeable--and primly because he has no idea why someone would put him in wedding garb, but damaging such delicate finery would be even worse. His grandfather would be ashamed and distraught.]

I did not do this. I do not know what twisted game someone had sought to play with us, but this is not caused by the Samurai Troopers. Someone else has done this.

[And that's when the strange watch-like device he had not yet noticed on his wrist beeps and greets them.]