Littering's awful too; you're knowingly dirtying the environment for centuries to come...Disgusting.

[A beat. Just gonna let that sink in so Robin never again litters, before shrugging and sighing most dramatically.] But I'm not afraid of you, yet you are of me. Do you think I'm the more heinous actor here, then? I'll gla~dly accept my punishment, then.

But how are you going to punish me?

[Judgy John here is breathing way too heavily, pressed against the frame, eager to see a paddlin' or the like. Two Twinks In The Elevator Of Punishment, What Will Robin Choose?]